deductionhunters:

the-meta:

miss-nerdgasmz:

leonardchurches:

shout out to all the people who remain neutral in the eternal war between red and blue

i salute u

#they’re freelancers

#or Doc

OR FUCKIN LOSERS

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(Source: cinderfell)

opspind said: Hey lovely Australian person, what or who is Ketut?

mr-egbutt:

Alright strap in this is gonna be a bit of a ride

An insurance agency called AAMI, which primarily focuses on automotive insurance, started a Safe Drivers Rewards Program a few years ago. To promote it, they ran an advertisement that focused on one woman, Rhonda, going about her day and being cheered by crowds of people for being such a good, safe driver.

In a later ad, the same character uses the savings she made from her AAMI Safe Driver Rewards™ to go on a holiday to Bali. There she meets a guy named Ketut, an employee at the resort she is visiting, and they flirt like rabid hyenas.

After she arrives back home, she relates her adventures to her friend (with minor embellishments), but is interrupted by their car being rear-ended by a fruit truck, providing a perfect opportunity to use the AAMI Claim Assist™ app.

Some time later, Rhonda attends a highschool reunion, prodly showing off some “brake foot bling” that she was able to afford due to her AAMI Safe Driver Rewards™. She hits it off with former teenage heartthrob Trent Toogood, and they spend the evening dancing together. Ketut arrives late to the affair, flowers in hand, only to find that Rhonda has left with Trent.

In the final instalment, Ketut finds Rhonda’s anklet, which she lost during the dance, just before she returns for it. He replaces it on her ankle, and they share a romantic dance together while the janitor sweeps up the streamers.

It’s a thrilling love story that spanned over three years, and kept Australian audiences captivated the entire time.

(Source: ariturl, via ray-brownman)

START WATCHING ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK THEY SAID

YEAH WELL NOBODY TOLD ME THAT IT’D MAKE ME BALL MY EYES OUT

RTX Outtakes

roysyesterdayjam:

The job was simple: get photos of the shirts we’ll be selling at RTX to print on posters for the store. The result was anything but simple.

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(Source: store.roosterteeth.com)

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deductionhunters:

rootbeerflotsam:

milesluna:

deductionhunters:

I’m not bitter what the fuck are you talking about

Well this is the best thing I’ve seen today.

Complete with Miles’s approval.

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darkesthorizons:


neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

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sabotabby:

Hi we heard you are over thirty and not married.

sabotabby:

Hi we heard you are over thirty and not married.

thomyolked:

hai

downfallofcowboys:

raithehaiku:

NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO
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THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS EARTH.

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rosejanenoble:

orionbolt:

Harley =Mother

why must you hurt me like this

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